People keep asking me what I think about the film. "Xtine, what's your take on the time travel cop out? Did you like it/hate it? Feelings on Vulcan-explosion? Blah Blah Blah!" My answer? WHATEVER. Yeah, it was fucking good, we all know it was fucking good! Honestly, I don't really know how to approach the whole subject. I feel all this peer pressure to write my opinions on it. It's like grade 9 when I had to explain in intricate detail to everyone I knew how I gave [name deleted to protect politically fragile identity] a handjob in Jeanettes moms basement during her fall house party. I mean, I loved it at the time, but who wants to rehash a good thing over and over until all the joy has seeped out the end?
Anyway, send your reviews in if you feel like it and I'll post them under my name. I will probably write my own eventually when I'm not demoralized from unemployment & hung from hitting up gay bars on Wednesdays to fill the emptiness.
I will make this comment about the film: how badly did everyone dig the Spock- Uhura thing? I mean, granted, it made me uncomfortable, but not necessarily in a run away sortof way!
Also, if anyone wants to see it again and take me as their accompaniment I am more than willing though I'm not necessarily dolling out HJs as liberally as in ninth grade.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
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I just gave myself a hand job so I'm ok but here's my review:
Bones is still annoying but now he's hot so I'm conflicted, Spock is still adorable but now he's hot so I'm conflicted, Kirk is still an asshole but now I know what he looks like in tighty whitey's so now I'm conflicted, Uhura has a first name blah blah blah who cares, Wynona Rider fucking rocks my life.
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