Sad Eating

Sad eating is not the sexiest nor the most James Dean of vices but next to Dempsey and Trek its probably my number one. Let's take a cue from Dr. Phil and "get real" for a moment on how fucking awesome it would be to own your own replicator. Like, seriously, any kind of food whenever you want, at whatever temperature and constancy, in a mater or milliseconds? And guaranteed to make to be healthy because of "technology." Dream heaven. Seriously, what fatty kid has not pictured this coming together for them?

Some fav replicator scenes:

- Troi eating that sundae so seductively, cant remember the eppy but it gave me a total hard on

- "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

- Klingon stuff

Things I would use my own replicator for:

- Ice cream sundaes that dont make me fat

- Romulan ale

- Yorkshire pudding

- Evil

In conclusion, I devote this binge eating session of chocolate chip ice cream with extra chocolate sauce to you, the readers of Trekkie Sex, for without your inter-ears I would be indulging alone. 

Sigh.