Buzz Aldrin rapping with Snoop Dog in an attempt to 'make space sexy again' is, admittedly, some funny ass shit. But since when do we have to 'make space sexy again?' Am I living in a dream bubble? Does anyone in their right mind think they are "too sexy" for space (and, if so, why am I not devoting my blog to them?????)
In other news, I am living in a complete shit box of a basement apartment and it's fucking up my love life. I tried to take someone back to my place two nights ago and realized that it was completely coated with a layer of centipede dirt, rice cakes, and stray anti-depressant bottles. Also, for some undisclosed reason my conspiracy theory obsessed roommate had laid down weird Asian porno newspaper ads across out entire bathroom floor as though we are puppies that need to be housebroken.
WHY ISNT ANYONE SENDING IN QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR LOVE LIVES FOR MY PODCAST????? WHY DOESNT ANYBODY LOVE ME????????????
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