I have to write a song for my elective "Lyric and Libretto" class and I'm completely fucking fucked. I sat in the park for like two hours today with my concertina and nothing. Song writing sucks! I'm thinking I could just write a Trek related song? Any suggestions?
In other news it is exactly two years since my mom had brain surgery. I called her to congratulate her on not dying and ruining my life and I'm pretty sure she was a) wasted b) hilarious. The following is an excerpt from our conversation:
me: Mom, I'm screwed for this song writing class.
momma che: Stop whining!
me: I'm not whining!
momma che: Yes you are! You chose to do this course. Just write a song about me. Call it Live for Today.
In conclusion my mother is Bon Jovi.
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I was saving this song title for a song I would eventually write for you (well, probably never because songwriting is effing impossible), but maybe you can use it to write a song about yourself!
It's called "I, CU" (cuz those are your initials! and it's kind of a double entendre cause "I SEE YOU"! Wish I could say I was drunk right now!)
Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
and it ALSO is a double entendre for ICU aka INTENSIVE CARE UNIT!
my fathers initials (if we didnt live in a patriarchal shit bag of society and he took my mothers last name) would be:
I
C
U
P
!
also, i love how you are drunk and somehow still reading my blog! thats tru devotion!
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