Thursday, November 19, 2009

Star Trek Sexual Frustration Scale

This chart was made by my bro, Keith! It is definitely up for debate! Also: sorry I haven't written shit, I'm busy fucking around and doing nothing.

7 comment(s):

erikat said...

Riker is such a slut.

Chris Urquhart said...

Everyone at the adbusters office thinks data is not a fair first, because he doesnt actually have emotions (thus could not have the feeling of frustration). i would nominate wes, or wil wheaton, for first place.

Claire said...

I agree with the office folks: Data doesn't care either way. He could be green.

I'd put Geordie as red because he gets shot down more than Wes.

Wes, orange.

Then Beverly.

Geordie, Wes, Beverly/Tasha, Data, Picard, Worf/Troi, Riker

I think Worf should be higher for all his DS9 action.

Pony Hunters Take Your Money said...

Potential point of contention: I don't think Picard gets sexually frustrated. Except that sexy ep with Famke Janssen. Sheee-it.

Chris Urquhart said...

what about the famous dick-crushing crusher and picard cock block? thats gotta leave a cap'tn with some blue in the balls?

David said...

a whole lotta blue. 10,000 shades of blue.

And i don't even think Guinan should be on the list at all. What's with that?
No evidence of her being frustrated.

that means she's getting some...

but from who?

I ACCUSE DATA, THE LOVE-BOT!

Chris Urquhart said...

you really think guinan would touch data with a ten foot poll? I accuse picard of stickin it to her...