Homophobia is Not Logical, Captain!

Finally! An article combining my top two passions: Star Trek and equal marriage rights! Na-ma-ste.

I'm going to be recording my second podcast this weekend from my treehouse in the Northern Ontario wilderness so send in any questions, comments or ideas to me please!

In other news I just spent an hour listening to the Prodigy and binge eating chocolate chips from my mom's baking hosier, but what the fuck else is new.

It's Evolution, Baby.

Me holding my 2009 Burning Man ticket. Theme for 2009: Evolution!

For those of you who don't know me IRL, my day job is working as an Archaeologist for the government AND I just spent three hours listening to a musical about on Darwinian theory so, yeah, I'm pretty stoked on this!!!!!!

Ready to put the 'FIT' back in 'Survival of the fittest'! The 'SEX' back in 'asexual reproduction!' The 'HOMO' back in barnacle homology!

Trekkie Sex: Podcast One! Hip Hip Hooray!

LISTEN HERE!

It is the moment of truth! The first ever podcast available online! Just click on the above link to instantly download the iTunes file. Let me know if it takes you to warp 983983939.

Music:

Party Time (a Womyn's Love) by Lesbians on Ecstasy

Bullshit by Ssion

Bossy by Kelis

Hustler by Simian Mobile Disco

Link to Terra's Blog!

Want to be in the next cast? Write me at cepurquhart@gmail.com

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Also: if anyone knows a free site that would host the whole MP3 on its own URL please help!

Quch qoS [Casey]

The Original Moon Walk

Buzz Aldrin rapping with Snoop Dog in an attempt to 'make space sexy again' is, admittedly, some funny ass shit. But since when do we have to 'make space sexy again?' Am I living in a dream bubble? Does anyone in their right mind think they are "too sexy" for space (and, if so, why am I not devoting my blog to them?????)

In other news, I am living in a complete shit box of a basement apartment and it's fucking up my love life. I tried to take someone back to my place two nights ago and realized that it was completely coated with a layer of centipede dirt, rice cakes, and stray anti-depressant bottles. Also, for some undisclosed reason my conspiracy theory obsessed roommate had laid down weird Asian porno newspaper ads across out entire bathroom floor as though we are puppies that need to be housebroken.

WHY ISNT ANYONE SENDING IN QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR LOVE LIVES FOR MY PODCAST????? WHY DOESNT ANYBODY LOVE ME????????????

Trekkie Sex In Your Ears

I'm starting a regular TREKKIE SEX PODCAST where I will be answering all of your burning and or stinging sex trek queries and proving you with trekepiphanies on the regular. Sound good??? Obvs it does!!!!

So, if you want this to materialize (which I know you do!!!) please send in ANY written or MP3 voice recordings (even better!) of your questions to cepurquhart@gmail.com

Can't get that Uhura honey to say 'yes'?

Got a closeted crush on Sulu?

Trapped with a total Riker and wondering how to 'jump ship?'

ASK ME ANYTHING!!!!

AND I MEAN ANYTHING!!!!

LOVE YOU DUDES!!!!!!

Family Matters

I just got back from the Rainbow Family of Living Light annual gathering in New Mexico, where I did a story about runaway teenagers with Ms. Cahana. It was sublime! Like warp 9 at least! I'm not sure what my favourite moment was, but I've narrowed it down to a few:

- Above photo. No explanation needed.

- Camping with Raw Foodists (broiling is oppressive!)

- Listening to a naked transgendered priestess muse about how "one day we will ride the buffalo, because they will let us" outside my tent

- Having my palm read by Jimmy, a psychopathic psychic who told me that "everything I ever believed will be taken away from me"

- Having Jimmy apologize for upsetting me, then having him tell me he loves me and that I am a "highly sexual" person

- Inappropriately making out with an 18 year old boy beneath a buffalo parka

Anyway, now I am back in Toronto and, having just motored through a 2 litre bucket of vanilla ice cream, I am caught in a pit of desperate despair and alienation. How the fuck am I suppose to put this experience into a 500 word article? I was hanging out with children who had tattoos on their FACES. I am not NEARLY cool enough to turn that into a worthy story!

Also, I have made one significant realization for the purpose of this blog: Hippies do not like Star Trek. Is this a universal truth? Or is it just Rainbow hippies? I even tried to get in with the youth by dropping some Spock bombs and was met only with the slightly vacant stares of drug laced adolescents.

Anyway If you haven't seen Kitra's photos check them out HERE. Namaste.