Trekcast Two: Bones and Boners

LISTEN HERE!

With all the fades, FX, and sound stingers you can handle! Hope you like it even though I'm hungover again.

Send me questions and comments at cepurquhart@gmail.com or I'll cry

For Future Reference....

I've been getting a lot of (like two) emails from both non-Trekkies as well as über- Trekkers who listened to the last cast and one side thinks it needs more Trek and the other more Sex. What do you think? Answer the anonymous poll to the right!

Can you dig it?

"Hi Chris, can you please open up the secret mystical trap-door in the Quaker temple we are excavating and then just pass me that fist sized bone protruding from the top-soil?" - My Boss

No big deal, guys, just another day at the office!

Oh yeah and then Quaker babies made me homemade fucking ice cream!!!!1

Geekierarchy

Stumbled on this gem of a chart on the World Wide Web! Where do you rank?

Click the link and scroll to the bottom for a bigger version. And yeah, I do realize it is under a thread entitled "badly photoshopped naked klingons" don't judge me.

Men Under 21

Three million years ago I did some dumb colouring book thing about old men over 28 I was obsessed with. I've been thinking that now I should really make one about boys under 21 that I have touched inappropriately this month. First comes Alok the homeless boy at Rainbow, then that British dude who was like 12, and then two nights ago I spent five hours on a Greyhound bus spooning with a 19 year old ex crack addict turned Christian missionary named Mitchell who told me that I was "truly, truly an angel of the Lord Jesus Christ"

WHy am I doing this????

Also, for those of you who have been with me since the beginning (Kaare, Joel, Mark, Mark's Mom, Joel's Mom, etc...) I did see Mr. B for the first time in 5 years the other day and followed him for over twenty minutes without him seeing me. He is still with his young Asian gf. I also think he has a hearing aid now and it makes me feel old and weird and upset.

These aren't geeky things I am doing they are weird and pervy even if they are just kissing.

"Choose Life, Choose Raw Food"

At the Rainbow Gathering we camped with the Raw Foodists and, I'm not going to lie to you, raw food is deliciously tasty and makes you poop (in a good way). The Foodists also pray all over your food for like an hour, which they say helps your digestion. After the soul-crushing drumstick binge that was my trip to Northern Ontario this weekend, I started googling some raw food recipes to regain (the illusion of) control in my life.

This video on raw food is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Is it a joke? I don't even know!

Also, I didn't have time to finish the podcast because I was too busy eating drumsticks but I need more questions! Send them to me! Cepurquhart@gmail.com!