My Xmas Gift to You...

Most hilarious trek porn ever!

Seasons Greetings Y'all!

Pocket Troi: A dream....

best gift eva: TROI ACTION FIGURE with tricorder, padd, portable computer and desktop viewer. Thanks, Jesse!

Baby Momma Troi

I started watching Season 2, TNG online. What can I say about Season 2 Ep. 1 (The Child)? This Eppy is so fucking real!

1. Troi being space raped by sparkly Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria syndromey alien?
2. Troi orgasming during childbirth!
3. Weird pro-choice-ish sentiments from Troi after Worf decides she "must abort her fetus"?
4. Intro to Dr. Pulaski!
5. Worf offering to tuck Wesley in at night! Cutie Pie!
   

Loving life today. Namaste.

New Favourite Shirt

Took this photo while sitting on the john.

Wallmart

I feel like absolute dick tonight, I dont know why. Maybe it has to do with ice cream sandwich one. Or maybe ice cream sandwich two. Or, most likely, ice cream sandwich three, the gingerbread cookie i wanna die edition.

Today I was feinding for iron on embroidery patterns so I forced my Mother to drive me to Wallmart, Zellers, and the Eglington Mall (which is just a walking dead museum of old people nowadays). Just for the record I hate all of these places, so I think it was really a bizarre form of self abuse seeing as no embroidery patterns were actually purchased. Is it just me or does Wallmart=Rogue Borg Ship? In a weird, counter-intuitive sortof way? I guess I could flesh this idea out somewhat but frankly Id rather lie in my bed for fourteen hours a day and stop typing. bye.

Oh, also, I saw this Trek Xmas tree decoration in the store and almost bought it. Then I realized the hue of new Kirks shirt was embarrassingly off. Tsk.

BONE: You Will Be Assimilated

Hi from Toronto, the coldest and dickliest city in the world. Seriously, all I do here is carb out and watch Jersey Shore. I guess its the holidays so I have a right.

The other night I was having an anxiety attack in the middle of the night so Linton put on the Borg special edition Trek DVD and I watched "I, Borg" (503). Does anyone else find that the Borg soothes them? There is something really calming about the species that just makes me feel "at home" and "together"???

Also, HUGH: TO BONE OR NOT TO BONE??
I definitely vote YES YES YES!

One More Tat Pic

Talk about Trek-in' out Yr Dad!

My good pal Jesse (who drew the banner for Trekkie Sex) just sent me the most righteous photos of him and his father with their NEW MATCHING TREK TATS! Holy Fucking Schwing! These photos are, without a doubt, the most hilarious andbest thing to invade my inbox in the last year or so. Dads and Trek are the best! It makes me want to revisit our Trek Out Yr Dad Section.

Also, if you would like to get your paws on this tattooed Star Trek Enthusiast you should check out his band this Sunday in Toronto:

The Slowest Runner In All The World (Brooklyn, NY / Montreal, QC)
@ THE GARRISON

1197 Dundas St. W. (west of ossington)

Pay-What-You-Can

10pm. Sharp.

PS. I'm also thinking about doing an Xmas podcast so send any questions to me at cepurquhart (at) gmail.com or I'll kill myself bye

Two of a Kind

DURAS SISTAHS=HEATHER & ERICA FERRELL?
Linton, you are a fucking genius! Even though neither of the Duras sisters would fret over having abortions, that's for sure.

fuck you, VICE!

Damnit! VICE Magazine beat me at my own schtick, posting the Ten Interesting Pictures of Dr. Spock Being Erotic. Cant the meanies just leave the geeks to Trek out in peace? I still dont know how I feel about VICE: I sortof want to write for them but I also sortof want to give them all genuine snuggles and gift them hamsters.

Also, to my credit, I used some of these Spock images before they did. Not that its a competition.