Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Trekkie Sex in Yr Dreams

Just for the record, yesterday I actually had a wet dream about Captain Jean Luc Picard. I think it maybe had to do with this babelicious picture of JLP Linton drew for me but Im not even sure. I'm really sexually frustrated. Im not sure I mentioned this, but the last time I went to a sex toy store I actually came face to face with this fucking thing. Obviously I ran away shrieking and was unable to make any level headed purchases after that.

A recent convo with my friend..."Cindy."

Cindy: i need a vibrator
stat.
8:23 PM me: me too
stat
Cindy: i thought you bought one!
8:24 PM me: it sux
its a momrator
8:25 PM Cindy: ....
please tell me what THAT means
me: its a vibrator a mom would use
YOUR mom might use this one
Cindy: my mum had a better vibe than me
i found it.

Laydies can I get an amen? In other news Im almost 99% sure Im skipping the academic conference I was spose to speak at for the fucking Vancouver Star Trek Convention MY MOMZ GUNNA KILL ME!!!!11

6 comment(s):

miark said...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/h_sliss/451729501/

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Chris Urquhart said...

:)
thats my bfF

everywhereleonine said...

this cindy sounds FAB!!

yay you updated thy blog

Chris Urquhart said...

she is my fabbest friend, ill introduce you to her for a vibrating lesbian romp

Claire said...

Internet says that Trek con's in June. Well, damn.

Might get to Vancouver in late April for blogger meetup known as TequilaCon. That actually sounds a little crazy now that I'm looking at it.

David said...

I'm quite proud of you actually. academia holds up a weak candle to the mighty hurricane which is a star trek con. I really want to put together a Data costume, because he is my favorite, and hit the convention. Do you have any leads on a solid suit?