Sunday, August 22, 2010

Star Trek Dating Politics


I think the person who I am dating is catching on to the fact that I use Star Trek 50% for enjoyment and the other 50% for chasing dick and/or pussy. This has become a real splinter in our relationship, and he (rightfully) must feel a little duped.

Main problems about dating a bigger Trekkie than you:

1. It makes you hate Star Trek
2. You have no power over them

Our matching trek uniforms are currently hanging side by side in my closet, limp, longing caress oily geek skin once again. But how does one cast their ego aside and admit someone else knows more about Star Fleet? Sigh.

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