Trekkie Sex in Yr Dreams

Just for the record, yesterday I actually had a wet dream about Captain Jean Luc Picard. I think it maybe had to do with this babelicious picture of JLP Linton drew for me but Im not even sure. I'm really sexually frustrated. Im not sure I mentioned this, but the last time I went to a sex toy store I actually came face to face with this fucking thing. Obviously I ran away shrieking and was unable to make any level headed purchases after that.

A recent convo with my friend..."Cindy."

Cindy: i need a vibrator

stat.

8:23 PM me: me too

stat

Cindy: i thought you bought one!

8:24 PM me: it sux

its a momrator

8:25 PM Cindy: ....

please tell me what THAT means

me: its a vibrator a mom would use

YOUR mom might use this one

Cindy: my mum had a better vibe than me

i found it.

Laydies can I get an amen? In other news Im almost 99% sure Im skipping the academic conference I was spose to speak at for the fucking Vancouver Star Trek Convention MY MOMZ GUNNA KILL ME!!!!11

Twin Towers

Hi Internet, Happy New Year. Yeah, I know I havent been updating this fucking thing. Frankly Ive been too busy dressing up like a goth and barfing all over the place and watching documentaries about Tourettes syndrome teenz (here, youre welcome).

Now, in more important news: Everything I Need to Know About 9/11 I Learned from Star Trek.

I havent made any plushies recently. But I knit a scarf. Im back in Vancouver now also. Bye.