If I haven't made it clear enough already....

NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THE FUCKING TREK CON 2010 I AM CURRENTLY MISSING WHILE WE SPEAK. Isn't it bad enough I have to speak at a pretentious whitey white conference where every second word is "pedagogy"? Have some human decency (mostly Kaitlin and Taylor for posting those pics). Thanks, BYE.

Best Craigslist Ad Ever

This following personal ad was actually found on the real internet. Who wants to bet its my ex?

Looking for a crafty 'redshirt' - 30 (Toronto):

What I'm mainly looking for is someone who, occasionally, would be interested in dressing up as a red shirt member of a Star Trek away team. If you wouldn't feel comfortable in a short red dress and calf boots this not the ad for you. Typically, the scenario would be, you have become separated from the rest of the away team and are lost and scared, an ion storm cutting off your communication with the Enterprise. Read more here.

In other news, I am back in Toronto and it blows donkeys. WHY? Because im missing the convention in Vancouver. Also, today I found out Trekkie Sex has an exciting new following in Australia! Awesome! (Though I guess they never read this post...) "DOH"

Blow that Thang

I'm watching the season one Ds9 ep "Progress" and I'm getting totes weirded out by the Nog- Baby Sisko dynamic. Does anyone else think they "experiment" behind closed hola-doors? Theyre a bit too tender. Also, Whoever that dick licker that said I wasnt a Trekkie because I never got into DS9 can seriously fuck off. Its not tru trek anyway, but I am sortof getting into it.

Today I was walking down commercial drive and this huge dude with a tuba started belting out the TNG theme on his beast. TUBULAR! (Thank god it was not a trombone).