Best Craigslist Ad Ever, Part II

Ok, I take it back. This might actually be the best Trek related Craigslist ad in the universe forever. The things one could "do" with this guy? Just saying...

Life Sized Locutus of Borg Star Trek Replica - $4500

"Rare "Number 006" of a limited edition of 500 made from a lifecast of Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise) provided by Michael Westmore. This life-size replica of Locutus of Borg from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" stands nearly 8 feet tall (approximately 6-foot tall Borg with 2-foot tall base) and commands a powerful presence. The face is extremely life-like, the body is detailed and in excellent condition, and the base is superb. A true quality collectible that is part of "Star Trek" lore and TV history! The body is made from latex that is filled with foam, and the base is made of fiberglas. The figure incorporates make-up designed by Michael Westmore and costume designed by Robert Blackman, and the inscribed plaque features engraved signatures of these two artists as well as the Paramount logo and Starfleet insignia. Shipping must be arranged by the buyer."

Star Trek Dating Politics

I think the person who I am dating is catching on to the fact that I use Star Trek 50% for enjoyment and the other 50% for chasing dick and/or pussy. This has become a real splinter in our relationship, and he (rightfully) must feel a little duped.

Main problems about dating a bigger Trekkie than you:

1. It makes you hate Star Trek
2. You have no power over them

Our matching trek uniforms are currently hanging side by side in my closet, limp, longing caress oily geek skin once again. But how does one cast their ego aside and admit someone else knows more about Star Fleet? Sigh.