Trekkie Sex Podcast 3 Needs YOU!

HAPPY WEEN 2010!!!!!

JUST SO U KNO, IM DOING ANOTHER TREK PODCAST.

This time the theme is betazoid feelings.

RIGHT NOW MISSION:
send me ANY/ALL OF your questions about life/love/sex/trek to:
cepurquhart-AT-gmail.com PLEASE

dont know how to ask a babe out?
have strange feelings for someone of a higher rank?
tribble fetish?

In other news: the thing that I recently shoplifted was sleeping pills from a health food store
WHOOPS

dont you dare judge me.

Halloween Fail

So, the only thing I hate more than myself this week is MY ENTIRE LIFE. This is how bad of a week it has been. If you were ever considering sending me fan mail to tell me you think Im great or a babe or have nice sweaterdogz THIS WOULD BE THE WEEK.

Ive been shopping all day for a belt in order to "spice up" my halloween costume, which (obviously) will just be Sexy Trekkie. Again. Im like that sad clown that people hire for a kids birthday parties because the bouncy castle was too expensive.

I actually just prepared a timeline of the decline of my trekkie outfit through the years then realized posting breast-centric photos of you year after year in the same outfit is depressing. So instead enjoy this photo of some skank who obviously has never seen a tribble in her life. Not that I have.

In other news, I've taken up an old hobby: pornography. Also, shoplifting. But more on that later. Bye!