Happy Birthday Shatner

“Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.” -William Shatner
(more like William Shakespeare...?)

PS Rule of thumb: if a dude you're interested in says Shatner is their "favourite captain" they are 900 times out of 10 a douche bag and also have a millions stds TRUE FACT!!!