New Orleans is kindof the worst. I moved here to finish my book on free $ scholarship money $ so I shouldn't be bitching about it (WHITE GIRL PROBLEMS) but I can't stop myself. Did anyone know it was one of the only known earthly portals to the underworld? If you did you're a dickhead and thanks for warning me.
Dear New Orleans, there are some questions I would like to ask you. Namely, why are you obsessed with vomiting out flying cockroaches and sewer rats into my face constantly?
Nothing is preposterous here.
Examples:
- Deep fried alligator= not preposterous
- BUrrying your dead above ground= not preposterous
- Spending a good twenty minutes "ridding your sleeping quarters of negative voodoo energy" before sleep= not preposterous
One upside to being a flailing young writer in a creepy town where you have no friends is I have tons of time to update blogs. And watch the TREKKIES documentary for the bajillionth time. And eat numerous microwave dinners in single sittings not that i do that.
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