Thursday, June 30, 2011

TO bone or NOT to bone



TO bone or NOT to bone:
BRENTIE (as human, not android)

well hi universe, here i am in the lovely chicago, sleeping on my pals couch until 1pm everyday in a pile of my own filth and eating adderall like flinstone vitamins. i'm so glad i have a book deadline coming up that could make/break my career!!!!! as well as tons of abusive ex-esque figures in my life constantly collapsing my already fragile mental stability like a jenga skyscraper!!!! perfect, thanks be to god, im truly the pinnacle of mental health.

in other news: decided to get the hell out of New Orleans because, let's be real, the city is makes
the Delta quadrant Akritiri look good by comparison. Im heading to Toronto if you wanna hang out and give me a back rub or hamster.

2 comment(s):

Jeff Zucker said...

OK, 5 weeks have gone by, where the hell are you???

Shane Hall said...

I just found your blog, and you are my new hero. Typically, I'm not into heroes, so consider that.