Happy Birthday Shatner

“Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.” -William Shatner
(more like William Shakespeare...?)

PS Rule of thumb: if a dude you're interested in says Shatner is their "favourite captain" they are 900 times out of 10 a douche bag and also have a millions stds TRUE FACT!!!

Beam Me Up, Hottie

I was generously given a FULL CAPTAIN MEMBERSHIP to www.startrekdating.com, what a TRIP! Unfortunately I do not yet have any friends---story of my life---so join it and then send me a message that says you have a crusheroo on me okay thanks!

in other news for the last 3 weeks doctors have been trying to convince me i had hepatitis A!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i dont, but i may as well as all i do is barf and sleep). i also got a million adderols if anyone wants to take them and stay up all night watching tng.

Bev Crushie

I'm hungover and I misss my best fronds.

To Bone Or Not To Bone: Julie Bashir

On This Weeks Edition of To Bone or Not To Bone....

Julian Bashir

on a personal note, julian bashir does kindof remind me of the two boyfriends i had (on two separate occasions) who were secretly in the closet. just saying.

TREK CASTS UP AGAIN!

some of you have been having a hard time downloading my trekcasts, so i have uploaded them to podbean for your viewing pleasure!

Click here to listen to Eppie One: The Pon Farr and Eppie Two: Bones and Boners!!!! and if you want to ask questions for the next trek cast email them to me at trekkiesex AT gmail dot com!! thanks playaz!!!

Find Your O'Hura Online

cute lil doods there

I'm a huge fan of online dating, for serious. I've seen it work a million times. My first love was found on the Internet at age 18 (NO JOKE!!!!) so when I was forwarded this link on Star Trek Online Dating i was excited.

www.startrekdating.com

by the way all i do these days is go out tanning and then come home and eat pesto sauce from the jar and then i also listen to the smiths

I need to make a Music Video ASAP

As some of you might know, I move to New Orleans in like 2 minutes to finish my book and hang out all summer for free c/o the Canadian government (thanks god, love ya!). Anyway, this means I will be in the states, and much closer to conventions, including the NASHVILLE 45TH TREK ANNIVERSARY!!!! One feature I am particularly stoked on for this con (other than the SUNDAY MORNING KLINGON BRUNCH) is the MUSIC VIDEO CONTEST> I SO WANNA MAKE ONE!!!

Rules: one music video about STAR TREK may be submitted on DVD only (please no computer-based media like CD accepted). PLEASE USE ONLY NTSC FORMAT FOR YOUR DVD. Entries are judged on the following criteria: video quality, audio quality, editing quality, inventiveness, song selection, and originality. Humorous submissions are encouraged. Entries can not be returned, and person submitting entry is granting Creation the right to play this entry in perpetuity at Creation events worldwide and/or on line at the Creation website(s). Creation does not sell music videos so your entry will never be sold as a commercial product, just presented at our events/on line.

Winners will receive a $100 gift certificate good for Creation products. Winners will be announced and certificates awarded on site; if you are not present we will mail the certificate to you so be sure to include your return address, phone number and e-mail. You may email our offices at sharon@creationent.com to confirm receipt of your entry but we do not announce winners until the event. All entries are due at Creation offices by June 30th, 2011 with no exceptions. Thanks and good luck!

Note: Due to the high volume of entries for our Music Video Contests, we are forced to limit entries to those people actually attending the specific show they are entering for. You do not have to be present for the actual showing of your video, but you must claim your award on site before the end of the weekend or your award will be forfeited.

SEND ENTRIES TO:
Creation Entertainment
STAR TREK NASHVILLE Music Video Contest
217 South Kenwood St.
Glendale, CA 91205

More Deetz: HERE!

Im going to be the Ke$ha of the federation~~~

Trekkie Sex is Back From the Dead

NuqneH, bitches! My friends have been dogging me to get posting up on this thing again. I've had a bit of a lapse in blogging that I will not get into (let's just refer to it as "a 6 month long crippling depression"), but I am crawling back into the world slowly and surely. so why the fuck not?

I had a pretty Trek-infused Valentines day this year. Above is a valentine I sent to Jesse in China. I also got the best Valentine of the century: a miniature origami Enterprise. SAY WHA???
Other winning val cards:




also, yeah I do realize it's the middle of march *whatever*.